Comedians of Dungeons & Dragons
Rather than play poker or some sort of macrogolf, a bunch of comedians including myself, Jared Logan, Mike Lawrence, David Cope, and Team Submarine decided to start up a Comedy Dungeons & Dragons game.
Yesterday was the first day of the game and, like the games played by normal people, a lot of fun.
Mike Lawrence was our Dwarf Warrior.
David Cope was our Human (only human in our team) Wizard.
Steve O'Brien is our Halfling Thief.
Nate Fernald is our Elf Warrior.
And I'm a Half-Elf Cleric.
Jared, as our DM, did a great job starting off the story. Right now, a little girl has been kidnapped by some goblins and we've infiltrated an old guards' tower they seem to inhabit. While we were almost eaten alive by bats and rats, the creepiest part was a weird enchanted statue made of meat that screamed at Steve when he stole her magic whistle and eyes.
At the end of the game, we fell down the tower (because we can't fucking make athletics checks for our lives - that's right, we're bad at athletics in Dungeons & Dragons) and essentially fucked ourselves up. Now surrounded by goblins and near death, we're in a almost definitely fucked position.
Please join me on a brief journey of pictures you've probably already seen on my Twitter.
Team Submarine awaits our wizard and our dwarf warrior.
TV's Comedy Central's Live @ Gotham's Jared Logan's Mom's Jared Logan is our Dungeon Master. Here's him prepping the game.
We ordered pizzas for the Dungeons & Dragons game and had only one place to put them.
"Do I know the armor class of the goblin?"
This is us after we've fucking pulverized some goblins. I'm at the front. Yeah, I heal. But I also do other stuff like Eldritch Blast some fuckers.
David Cope sprayed himself in the face with acid after a critical miss.
Will Steve O'Brien live or die? JUST KIDDING, IT'S JUST A GAME!
Clean up time. Those are Nate's Mountain Dew cans alone.
Yesterday was the first day of the game and, like the games played by normal people, a lot of fun.
Mike Lawrence was our Dwarf Warrior.
David Cope was our Human (only human in our team) Wizard.
Steve O'Brien is our Halfling Thief.
Nate Fernald is our Elf Warrior.
And I'm a Half-Elf Cleric.
Jared, as our DM, did a great job starting off the story. Right now, a little girl has been kidnapped by some goblins and we've infiltrated an old guards' tower they seem to inhabit. While we were almost eaten alive by bats and rats, the creepiest part was a weird enchanted statue made of meat that screamed at Steve when he stole her magic whistle and eyes.
At the end of the game, we fell down the tower (because we can't fucking make athletics checks for our lives - that's right, we're bad at athletics in Dungeons & Dragons) and essentially fucked ourselves up. Now surrounded by goblins and near death, we're in a almost definitely fucked position.
Please join me on a brief journey of pictures you've probably already seen on my Twitter.
Team Submarine awaits our wizard and our dwarf warrior.
TV's Comedy Central's Live @ Gotham's Jared Logan's Mom's Jared Logan is our Dungeon Master. Here's him prepping the game.
We ordered pizzas for the Dungeons & Dragons game and had only one place to put them.
"Do I know the armor class of the goblin?"
This is us after we've fucking pulverized some goblins. I'm at the front. Yeah, I heal. But I also do other stuff like Eldritch Blast some fuckers.
David Cope sprayed himself in the face with acid after a critical miss.
Will Steve O'Brien live or die? JUST KIDDING, IT'S JUST A GAME!
Clean up time. Those are Nate's Mountain Dew cans alone.
posted by Mike Drucker at
1:22 PM
1 Comments:
Whoa! There must be at least 20 pounds on that barbell! Let me know if you need a spotter.
Billy Reno
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