Comedy Dungeons & Dragons: Week 2
The second week of Comedy Dungeons & Dragons featured a new player: Comedy Expert, But Not Comedian Brian Baldinger, who played a much needed Paladin. Remember that comedy joke I used to do about not being a paladin? Well, Brian became a knight who loves healing.
Before the game, Nate showed me his fantasy rock playlist. It featured an album called "King Of The Nordic Twilight." Or, as Nate called it, "Dungeons & Dragons: The Band."
To save you from the boredom of the whole half hour spent waiting for the game to start, let's cut to the fucking chase.
Mike Lawrence's dwarf had to carry an injured Wizard Cope on his back. Meanwhile, Goblins were chasing us up a spiral staircase while we all jumped for a rope that would lead us to the roof.
Did we make it?
YES! WE DID! AND THEN WE GOT INTO A FIGHT IN A HUGE ROOM WITH A HAIRY GOBLIN THAT WAS SCARY! WAS THAT A BOSS FIGHT?
Oh my Gods! It wasn't! This was the boss battle! A goblin mother queen bitch holding a little girl hostage.
When we tried to negotiate with her, she slit the girls' throat. I dived into the way and used healing magic to save her. Pretty manly!
For all my heroism, skeletons murdered me to death.
But after getting revived by Baldinger we killed the Queen! Look at her dead, bleeding corpse, lying in the dirt of that filthy dungeon. JUST LOOK AT IT! DON'T FUCKING LOOK AWAY! YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?!
And then we all leveled up and got to pick new powers! Yay!
Before the game, Nate showed me his fantasy rock playlist. It featured an album called "King Of The Nordic Twilight." Or, as Nate called it, "Dungeons & Dragons: The Band."
To save you from the boredom of the whole half hour spent waiting for the game to start, let's cut to the fucking chase.
Mike Lawrence's dwarf had to carry an injured Wizard Cope on his back. Meanwhile, Goblins were chasing us up a spiral staircase while we all jumped for a rope that would lead us to the roof.
Did we make it?
YES! WE DID! AND THEN WE GOT INTO A FIGHT IN A HUGE ROOM WITH A HAIRY GOBLIN THAT WAS SCARY! WAS THAT A BOSS FIGHT?
Oh my Gods! It wasn't! This was the boss battle! A goblin mother queen bitch holding a little girl hostage.
When we tried to negotiate with her, she slit the girls' throat. I dived into the way and used healing magic to save her. Pretty manly!
For all my heroism, skeletons murdered me to death.
But after getting revived by Baldinger we killed the Queen! Look at her dead, bleeding corpse, lying in the dirt of that filthy dungeon. JUST LOOK AT IT! DON'T FUCKING LOOK AWAY! YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?!
And then we all leveled up and got to pick new powers! Yay!
posted by Mike Drucker at
12:29 PM
1 Comments:
Epic.
That character generator I was talking about is here: http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/insider/characterbuilder
You can work through Level 3 for free, I found it helpful.
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